Welcome to my about page, this will be very uninteresting (much like my life) so feel free to not read it.

I come from England, a place best known for rain, accents and being despised by the rest of the world, such a great country trust me.

I play games a lot, with my favourite games being Minecraft, Space Engineers and Xenoblade. When I am not playing games, I spend time working with computers and servers; programming in the rest of my spare time. I generally make quite useless software, but it’s fun and good for practice so I do it anyway :)

When doing just about anything I like to play game soundtracks in the background, game OSTs are an art that are massively underrated.

If you want to learn about the resources I use, go to my setup page!


If you couldn’t tell by now, I don’t really have an actual life, I just simply exist, that said I can occasionally be funny.

Anyway have this list of various quotes and laws that I like. They are totally not just here to give this page some actual value or appear as unique:


"Without a clear indicator of the author’s intent, parodies of extreme views will be mistaken by some readers or viewers as sincere expressions of the parodied views."

"The more exclamation points used in an email (or other posting), the more likely it is a complete lie."

"The best way to get the right answer on the Internet is not to ask a question, it’s to post the wrong answer."

"There’s a wiki for that."

"Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong"